In a SURPRISE turn of events, Team Parrish came out slow in the Grade 6s Waste Reduction Audit! It appears that some form of natural catastrophe must have taken over the minds and lunches of the Grade Seven class! This is the only plausible explanation for Team Parrish having more garbage than Team Reid. A previously unheard-of phenomena – that shall never be repeated again!
Rest assured, Team Parrish, we are going to get back on track! There is no way that we have more garbage than the packaged-food eaters of Team Reid! So, RALLY AROUND and check those lunches! I must win! Ahemm, I mean….WE must work together toward a cleaner environment.